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Saturday, July 19, 2008
 


DOME DOG

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SPACE PARTY

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Friday, July 18, 2008
 
we just saw public enemy, basically it was like this






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dear blog,

does anyone need tickets to pitcherfork? i have some. They are yours.

1 Saturday
1 Sunday

sincerely,
krisracer en yahoo the corn
 
 
Hey bolg. We got some bad news last night: W may not have a job next Thursday, because the governor Blago is cutting billions from the IL state budget for social services, which includes the program that funds her office. Everyone at her office (and offices providing similar services) will be laid off after Wednesday.

So if you have time this weekend (or early next week) I’d ask that you contact your various representatives and urge them to do what they can to reverse the cuts, or figure out a more equitable way to distribute them. Those of you lucky enough to live in Cook County can go to civicfootprint.org to get a list with contact info. It’s probably a long shot, but we would both really appreciate it.

Also I’ve put together this email that you could copy and paste and fill in the blanks. See ya in the pit…


Dear XXXXXXX,

I am writing to urge you to override the cuts proposed to the state budget by Governor Blagojevich, and more evenly distribute the cuts. As things stand, the proposed cuts will lead to the immediate elimination of services that may appear expendable to some in Springfield, but are absolutely crucial to the Chicago-area communities they serve—programs like drug, alcohol and mental health counseling for high school kids from poor families.

Many of your constituents depend on these offices and the people who serve there, and closing the door on them isn’t fair to the kids, their families or the communities in which they live. I’m asking you and your colleagues to do whatever you can to maintain state funding for these crucial programs, and for you to continue supporting the professionals and kids who truly need it.

Thank you,

XXXXXXXX



oh yeah: you can read about it here and here.

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SUNDAY PITCHFORK TICKET?? I'm looking for one. Have an extra? Know someone who does??

I wishy washed for too long and lost out on a great offer- now the event website is sold out.

Can you help me? thnx
 
 
So emusic sent me an email asking me to "come back" at their basic price of $10.99/month for 30 downloads. Turns out to be a terrible deal per mp3. If you examine the handy spreadsheet I made, you'll find that the best per-unit price is with annual deals. (prices do not include any bonus mp3's)

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Quelle coïncidence! I'm here to spread the news about a design contest too.

This American Life is holding a T-Shirt Design Contest. The deadline is July 28. The prize is $1000 and future pledge drive fame. Follow the link, get the rules. (Pls, don't use Ira Glass's image. Insider tip - a lot of entries have been skirting the Ira rule by using his iconic glasses, so avoid that unless your glasses idea is the best ever.)

I've been looking at each and every submission, and so far there are only about 8 good ones out of 100 (good odds if you ask me).
 
 
For those in Chicago who have some time on their hands, and could use some extra cash: Marwen is participating in a graphic design contest, hosted by ethel's chocolates. To enter you have to create a fun little design, which would be imprinted on the chocolate. The winners get to have their design featured on a special edition run, and they also get $1000. Marwen gets a portion of the proceeds.

I think you also have to write a short essay on "how chocolate can create hope" (lol).

Here's a link if you're interested.
 
 
ATTN K-CO, I think I mighta seen you from the TRAIN today. How do you like them train apples??

With Dan on the road to desert riches and Dr. O m.i.a. I don’t know if any doctorbs read this, but I have something interesting and weird going on with my foot right now, that I don’t need any help with but it’s bizarre enough to be worth sharing. You see the other day I took a skateboard to the shin pretty tough, just above the ankle, and a bit later it happened again, leaving a sizable lump that became tender enough that it was painful to take steps. This was only for a little bit however.

The more interesting part was as I waited with anticipation for the bruise to appear, a small one did, but not the full-blown purple/yello monstrosity I expected. However, yesterday a dark purple bruisey splotch appeared on the side of my foot. A good five-six inches below the actual bruised area. It doesn’t hurt or anything, my main deal is just, WTF?

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Thursday, July 17, 2008
 
Note to NFL: Stop Snitchin'

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catfish haven may have the dumbest name I've heard lately but they were a pretty sweet band.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
 
memphis roundup! observations:

1) very stinky. some blocks smell like vomit, some like poo. some like bbq. bbq is obviously the preferred of the 3.

2) from what i've seen, women's bathrooms south of the mason-dixon line are in terrible working order. 60% have no stalls with working locks, 30% have seats covered in liquid of unknown origin, 5% have cockroaches spotted in the immediate vicinity. numbers may not add up to 100 due to rounding.

3) it is hot! but its actually hotter in chicago today than it was in memphis so neener neener. and we had better get used to it right quick anyway.

4) the houses here have very large beautiful porches on the front. love them.

5) beale street is totally the jam, even at 7pm on a wednesday night. tons of great music and no cover charges.

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And a shout-out to Gerds' band, also playing tonite:



(Bloodshot's newest signee headlines)
 
 
tonight

 
 
don't fuck with arbys in wheeling, or else.

ps... this is the OG arbys i grew up with.

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LOL @ wonder hole. Related - NYers--First Kleenexhole Girl Wonder show in 5 years + tonight, if you didn't read it on my Space or Face.

Wow, that takes away the infringement and lends a whole other level of disgust to my band name. Fun.

You know you can just holler at HUGE BIG BOY, it's a phone number as well as a personal brand, so it's a suggestion as well as a metaphor

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Pics of Sleep Out from today's KEXP session.
 
 
the cta strikes again! (too soon?)

10:03:00, Leavitt and Grand. Me. 65 Grand Bus (baws bus btw). Woman across the street, taking her dandy time so nobody (i.e. me and driver) can tell if shes trying to get to the bus or just wants to wander into the industrial oblivion beyond Grand.

10:03:30: I get on bus start walking down the aisle when the driver screams at the top of her lungs and slams on brakes.

10:03:55: Me = floor of bus. Scraped. MOMN have given some lucky riders a peek into the ole wonder hole thanks to probably work-inappropriate skirt. Pedestrian - hit by bus but not damaged bc we were going .5 miles an hour pulling out of stop.

10:04:02: Bus driver proceeds to open the doors and curse the fuck out of the pedestrian, while the rest of us get off to wait for the next bus since cops will have to come.

Brilliant!

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Ohh, hai u guys. This weekend will be my first pitchfork festival and I am generally optimistic about it. But I have some Questions to You who have been there before me to help sort out it. Can its answer?

-would it be cool, and I mean would they really notice, if one of the water bottles I can bring in legally would be filled with some clear liquor? Would this be sweet or simply awesome? this is how i got thru 18 hours in times square on new year eve 99/00.

-can I bring in my skateboard? Did anybody notice others people standing around in past years holding skateboards? You might have noticed about it because these people would be more of a boss than usual lil daddy.

-is the food good/more expensive than it should be

-who are the suckiest people there and is it possible to avoid them

-can they make JAMC play next year

-how bad is it gonna suck, if it rains.

That’s about it. How many lizards do you think Dan and VA have seen so far, I bet its a lot.

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Ummm this whole house of cards thing and the CC aspect of it is blowing my freaking mind.
 
 
i don't want to be too mean, but WTF Uggla? GIDP then 3+ fielding errors? i know none of them directly contributed to a run, but it was like ABC presents "MLB THE MOLE" tonight and you were the fucking large-tooth burrowing mammal pretending to field second base out there.

fuck.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
 
everybody say hi to our new friend, Trap the cat



he goes with Trill in our new house. we brought him home last weekend from some lady who lives out around Midway and rescues/fosters stray cats for the pure hell of it. he is chatty and has tiger stripes with bonus leopard spots. so far him and Trill seem cool, not hissing at one another or anything, but we haven't left them alone to duke it out so who knows. more photos up on the flickr zone, including a close-up of his eye shadow markings

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May I publicly apologize and be PISSED about how I missed the E & A visit to New York. Fuck myself.

My shit is nutballs. Off to SF for a day after playing the first KGW show in 5 years tomorrow.

Also I have some way more nutballs shit but we'll see what it do on that tip.

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Attn NYWWBLG: Heads up for a Zamelia + Stv visit 2nd weekend in August. I'll be there primarily to give the third degree to my friend, Tamara's, fiance. But will for sure at some point be wanting to rub Rory's belly like old times...
 
Monday, July 14, 2008
 
stuck cable car

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CHICAGO!

It's been nice knowing you, but I think for now we should just be friends.

We'll call you... we promise.
 
 
stv: birthday mind meld!
 
 
facebook informs me it is Grahams birthday. True or False.

Graham: Encounters at the end of the world truly was a series of encounters at the end of the world. it was pretty real. they neglected to talk about the recent shipment of 16,000 condoms to the south pole however. You think 'zog woulda mentioned it.

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bon voyage DAN and VA

happy birthdays GRAHAM and LIAM

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Sunday, July 13, 2008
 
Phew. Finally back home and on my couch after the recent noreaster vacation with Andy. The vacation featured Rochester, ten hours on the Lakeshore Limited 48, New York, and a Boston/Devens/Salem/Ipswich whirlwind finale. Much fun was had while encountering a cast of hundreds beyond the set of friends we set out to meet. I should draw a chart. A special thanks to Nick for covering tasks meant for real cat owners, Matt/Tamar for hosting us on school nights, Jason for being home at precisely the right time, Matty for reliving his gameshow moment for us (on his phone), Yankee Stadium security for not checking our tickets, the cab drivers from Cab Express of Beverly MA for giving us personal tours of the Salem/Boston area with awesome commentary, Jacob for keeping things light on Stuckfunky.com, and Andy for enduring an entire week of my relentless quest for humor. We had a great time; real talk.

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Saturday, July 12, 2008
 
LOL. I just found out my sister is dating the drummer from Good Charlotte.
 
 


What do you guys think is in those boxes?

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omg. every single one of these is hilarious.






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Friday, July 11, 2008
 
i still can't believe how much of the original cast agreed to do Revenge of the Nerds IV
 
 
can anybody help me find the recipe for mr. burns' Noodle Koodle cuz, i can't find it

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ok. you guys. is it just me? or does it seem like california is always on fire nowadays. i don't know.

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Thursday, July 10, 2008
 
the douchiest phone message in history

see also http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
 
 
1. Anybody trying to get rid of their Friday night pitchfork ticket? I'm giving my boss mine, but he wants to bring his special lady friend too.

2. Facebook message sent to me: Hey xxxxx, I really like the way you speak up and you look very cute, I am gr8 fan of you.

Cheers,
B(Student of [place i work])

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Wednesday, July 09, 2008
 
Whilst looking up stats on hitting for the cycle, we came across Jim O'Rourke's past life:

Years later, O'Rourke would sign a contract with the New York Giants with the stipulation that the team pay for him to attend Yale Law School. It did and he graduated in 1887, becoming a lawyer in the offseason.

Nickname: Orator Jim

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ZOMG, The Hoff has his own social network.
 
 
holy shit - the Rockafire Explosion documentary - featuring the creepy dude who has the entire set in his basement.
 
 
"But poor DMX doesn’t hurt anyone, not even a dog, allegedly, and his ass gets arrested three times in one day. DMX was arrested in Miami at 9am one morning, posted bond, flew to Arizona and was arrested when the plane touched down at noon. While in the lockup he was extradited to New Mexico to serve a warrant for some other shit. If you ask me, DMX should fire his lawyers. They are obviously having him set up to increase their invoices to him. If DMX gets out of jail long enough to release another album I will buy that shit to help him defer some of his legal costs. The Game, not so much."

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OMG. Genius.
 
 
hey, lookie what's a "Hot Episode" on blip.tv. That's a 1st.

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Bam. Radio kill'd the video star.

PS Wish I could go to that TRTS / TPHTMZ show, but my Aunt's getting married that day. Boo.

PPS If yr ever in the mood for some fucking rad, fucking cheap pizza, I highly recommend The Candlelite's 2-4-1 Tuesdays. But it's so far North, it's practically a road trip.
 
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
 
PLZ JOIN MAH DANCE PARTY!
 
 


if u don't have tickets and you want to be in attendance, get em soon cuz the show is almost sold out.

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greetings from the tamarbard palace in brooklyn.

rors is sleeping in the sink.

that is all.
 
 
qotd, Triple six sampling Zombie Nation: brilliant or merely genius?

I'ma work this trap and give a damn about these hoes
cuz i'm damned if i do and i'm damned if i don't

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Monday, July 07, 2008
 
Anyone else excited about "As the Wrench Turns"?
 
 
Anyone in Chitown looking for a full-time design gig? A friend of mine just sent me an opportunity at the Hull House (activism + design = yay). If you're interested, email me at mattjacobs AHHHHHT google's email service.
 
 
BEER FOR MY HORSES THE MOVIE coming in August

Beer for My Horses tells the story of two best friends, Rack(Toby Keith) and Lonnie(Rodney Carrington), that work together as deputies in a small town. The two defy the Sheriff and head off on an outrageous road trip to save the protagonists girlfriend from drug lord kidnappers.

trailer!

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http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
http://profile.myspace.com/millionaires

Aug 6 2008 7:00P
THE BEAT KITCHEN. All Ages!!! w/ Millionaires, Hyper Crush, And The Arrival.

mind blown.
 
Sunday, July 06, 2008
 

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Vote for AJ's at-bat song.

Choices:

Panama - Van Halen
Of Wolf and Man - Metallica
The Game - DISTURBED

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need another reason to wear a helmet while biking in chicago? i was just coming home from brunch at feed (recommended) down grand near western. felt and heard what seemed like a tree branch hitting my head. no trees in sight. looked over my shoulder and saw a huge bird flying away from me. a big black bird ran into my head! yuckxxors.

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Saturday, July 05, 2008
 
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/742103427.html
 
Friday, July 04, 2008
 
HAI THOSE LIGHTHOUSES LOOK LIKE WEENISES!

hi blog! it's been a wile, but i wanted to say hai and thank you george washington for riding horses into delaware to save our freedom. to celebrate, bards and i watched like 1023939020 hours of a tom petty documentary. it was unclear why -- unclear both why we watched it AND why it was so fucking long.

happy birthday bunge and jp.

i need a shower.

btw, here's a pic of matt in a chef's hat, and below that is a pic of rory.



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free logo - http://www.sparklee.com


... and thx to e'eryone who hiked up to Aville last nite. I had a blast. Things learned in my 29th year: Do not drink a half bottle of Jeppson's Malört.
 
 


It is not a tuumor!

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Thursday, July 03, 2008
 
Happy birfday, JP!

Hopefully the day will result in awesome festivities for you. But no so awesome that you end up part of a headline like this:

Drunken Swede tries to row home from Denmark
 
 
since i wont be anywhere near a computer tomorrow, i'm doing friday metal today.

happy birthday jp, this one is fer u.

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Sparklee.com - http://www.sparklee.com

 
 
"it was crazy that he even acknowledged me"

HAPPY BDAY JP!!!

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008
 
IN JULYS/AUGUST ISSUE YOUNG JEEZY WAS MISTAKENLY QUOTED AS SAYING “No disrespect to my man Barack, but I FUCK with John McCain. He greeted me like a god,”
 
 
two extra inning games, both toughies, but...
holla at a 7 game win streak

also holla at the lil engine that could/funniest player pic in the league.

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aaaand then there's this

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Most amazing sidewalk chalk ever - garfield saying "I'm bored" Sorry for the bad quality, it was a drive by.

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Hey blog, don't go down by the lake tonight
http://www.weather.com/weather/newscenter/alerts/USIL0225?alertId=210998
 
 
This just in -- Dero loves Sleep Out:

"... the resting place of some of the city’s most legendary politicians and industrialists serves as the inspiration for one of the strongest indie-pop discs to emerge from the underground music scene in the new millennium."
 
 
Check out what my mom got me for my bday.

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habby webnebsbaay, WWB. this bideo made my day:

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008
 

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In the 1996 action film The Rock, the song is played early on, and near the climax Nicolas Cage's character asks a Marine if he knows of the song, and states that the Marine is the eponymous "rocket man" before launching a missile into him.

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I've got two(2) tickets to Thursday's Sox Game vs. the Oakland Athletics (nee: Philadelphia).

$25 for the pair. Interested parties know where to find me.
 
 
 
 
happy b-day chris saathoff - we miss ya man.
 
 
I can tell from all the cycling related conversations I've heard lately that it is summer time. I thought I'd forward ya'll this little website which pretty simply lays out the laws, your rights and obligations as a cyclist in Chicago. Enjoy, if you will.

http://www.biketraffic.org/content.php?id=1490_0_6_0
 
Monday, June 30, 2008
 
sorry too close to a nsfw for some people so i cut it


sincerely,
not zaid.
 
 
Thx, Grm.

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Wimbledon update: Murray, Nadel and Rog are all through to the next rounds. Which means this is going to get interesting.
Murray could be the first Brit to win since Fred Perry in the late 30s. Though he faces Nadel in the next round and that Spainard is a beast who looks like he's gunning for Rog in the final. Nadel will probably go through but I'd love for Murray to bring on an upset as I'm rooting for the Scot.

Yes, break out the whites, this is how we roll in London town tonight.
 
 
wow?

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for those of you that (a) go out on monday nights and (b) like evilOlive, i'm DJing there tonight at like 1am. sam grant and doc dayne, i'm looking at you guys

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sales guy vs web dude

IT humor
 
 
 
 
So wait, it's my weekend to be baseball-obnoxious right? here's baseball ytmnds

annoying sweep
Jermain Dye ytmnd!

And to be equitable:

homosox

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Sunday, June 29, 2008
 
reminder to all WWB bi-cyclists: wear a helmet! i got hit by an opening car door on damen today and knocked into the street; helmet was KEY. i'm fine, but for real, wear a helmet.

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Anyone watching some of that Wimbeldon action? Cause I'm feeling it.

I'd love to see Nadal get knocked out, but I'm sensing a re-match with our man Roger F in the final. Dude needs to exact some revenge for the recent French open final.
 
 
some photos from last night.

also stay tuned to youtube.com/stevesleeve for footage of the new TTD band BROTHERS WITH PERKS

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L to R : SLV, Wario, Burbeary, Big 0 Tires, D, Saup, Medman, Billy Frowny
 
Saturday, June 28, 2008
 
Maybe it's how I smell the Paris Hilton cologne...still not sure what that line means, but it's a joke that "Dope Boys" starts with a sample of "Eleanor Rigby," right? Or am I just massively misinterpreting?
 
 


L to R: Wario, Billy Frowny, Big O Tires
 
Friday, June 27, 2008
 
reminder - tonite if you're not staying smooooooth.

 
 
10 rare clouds. Cool.
 
 
crowbar is another band in the distinguished line of New Orleans metal that completely kicked ass in the early/mid 90s. they were a little sludgier and less polished than some of the big acts of the time, but their delivery was second to none. in my estimation, they were one of the few bands that could translate the ferocity of their live show onto record, a trait you come to appreciate when you need some intense music to get you through a shitty day. 'all i had(i gave)'comes from their 1993 self titled release, but if you are into it, i'd also check out their debut record, Obedience Thru Suffering, and their third release also kicks a lot of ass... Time Heals Nothing. kirk windstein, singer, always seemed to me like he was eternally pissed off, and this video cracks me up sometimes cuz it looks like he might be taking a huge fucking dump, or at least tryin' to.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008
 
theres a semi-interesting show on BET right now about hip hop and misogyny, and David Banner is one of the panelists and uhhhhh he's uhhhh got some shit to say and not in the good way. Also? The panel is 5 dudes and 2 women, one of those women is "deelishus" from Flavor of Love???

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there's a gram bloggo screen name in here somewhere, i'm convinced of it

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why?

This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL!

ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH???

I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE'RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND WATER WOULD HIT THE TV??? WHEN I GOT 2 "THROUGH THE WIRE" I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN'T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT.

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NBA DRAFT TONIGHT...unfortunately, no moustaches or olajuwons.
 
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